Tonight we decided to go to the bar Two Dogs. I was quickly reminded why I never go to this bar. Besides the fact that it has the worst bathroom facilities in Macomb, it was more about the people at the bar. There was absolutely no diversity in people at all, I didn't feel like I really fit in. I would categorize almost all the girls in the "skanky ho" category. All of them looked the same. You could have just had one girl at the bar with 74 breasts and 37 vaginas and it would have been the same thing. Of course this girl would be white, but due to visiting the tanning salon twice a day, they would look blacker than Bill Cosby. And they would have to have a bitchy look on their face at all times while smoking a cigarette. The guys weren't much better. You could have just had one guy with one huge bicep and tiny head with no brain. And of course this guy would be rude and bump into you and spill his drink on you and run into your hand with the cherry of his cigarette. Two Dogs blows ass.