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Driver Down

Last night, at Papa Johns, I get back in the store from a delivery around 9 or so. I discovered that one of the other drivers was laying on the floor next to the office door. I wasn't sure what was going on. I asked Charlotte, the manager, if he was all right. Apparently, he just toppled over into some kind of seizure. An ambulance was called. As Charlotte comforted him, I helped slice pizzas and answer the phones.

Something really weird happened during that time though. Since there were a lot of new drivers that I did not know in the store that night, I couldn't really tell who was on the ground since his face was covered up. I remember one of the drivers, Paul, asking "Where is this street? Where is this street?" in a really annoying tone to Charlotte, who was trying to deal with the driver on the ground. I thought to myself, "Shut the hell up, she's trying to deal with the situation, leave her alone". Then, sometime later, I realized that it was Paul who had the seizure and was laying on the ground. So it could not have been Paul who was asking for directions. But I could have sworn it was.

Paul eventually woke up and said that he did not remember a thing. Shortly later, the paramedics came and took him away.

Reader Comments (1)

I read once in my complete set of Encylopedia Brittanica that douchebags sometimes have seizures when they are in an environment where they might have to do actual work rather than living in a dormant, vegetative state in a run down shack where the rent is probably not paid.

June 25, 2006 | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

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