Today, when leaving the apartment for work, I picked up two newspapers off the sidewalk. I figured that I had forgotten to get the paper yesterday, so I thought nothing of it. But when I actually removed them from their sleeves I noticed that one paper was from today, and the other paper was from February 3rd. How did the newspaper from Febraury 3rd suddenly appear on my front stoop? Where was it hiding all this time? Very strange….