Poll Results: December

 

 

Santa Claus welcomes Will Ferrell as the newest
member of his elf brigade!
 


Santa, interviewing a would-be elf.

 

Special thanks to all you voters, who made Santa's decision much easier.

Here is the breakdown of your votes:

 

Total Votes: 33

 

 Jason "Wee-Man" Acuna
Votes: 3
Percentage: 9.1%
Wee-man is perhaps best known for his work in MTV's Jackass.  Too bad he didn't  
get hired as Santa's new elf.  I guess he'll just have to continue to ride shopping
carts off cliffs and staple his genitals to plywood.


 


Whatchu talkin' about Santa??

 Gary Coleman
Votes: 3
Percentage: 9.1%

Votes and Gary Coleman are two things that just don't go together.  First the California
recall election, where he received 14,122 votes (Schwarzenegger received 4,158,194 votes).
Now this.  Since he didn't get hired as Santa's new elf, it looks like he'll have to keep his
job as a security guard.  I can now sleep at night, knowing that our malls will continue to
be protected by Gary Coleman.


Gary Coleman Fun Fact: Gary was born in Zion, IL



 

Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer
Votes: 8
Percentage: 24.2%

 Everyone's favorite clone from the Austin Powers movies will not be employed as Santa's
new elf.  Verne was disappointed, but will continue making movies nonetheless.


Verne Troyer Fun Fact: Among his film credits are "Instinct," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,"
                                "My Giant," "Mighty Joe Young, "Jingle All the Way," "Men in Black,"
                                "Bubble Boy," "The Grinch who Stole Christmas," and "Harry Potter and
                                the Sorcerers Stone."

Emmanuel "Webster" Lewis
Votes: 9
Percentage: 27.3%
Yet another washed up child actor looking for work.  Elf or not...we still love you Webster.


Emmanuel Lewis Fun Fact:  Emmanuel has a black belt in karate.

Will Ferrell
Votes: 10
Percentage: 30.3%

Congratulations to Mr. Will Ferrell!  He thought that his recent movie role might help him achieve
his life-long dream of becoming Santa's elf.  Apparently, it has.  The people have spoken...Will
Ferrell is Santa's newest elf!

Will Ferrell Fun Fact:  Ferrell became interested in performing while a student at University
                             High School in Irvine, California, where he made his school’s daily morning
                            announcements over the public address system in disguised voices.

 

 

 

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